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That’s me that is

Normally a much longer list, but right now the things that annoy me most are:

  • People who correct my punctuation. Like a 3 foot high Fox News presenter, it’s not big and it’s not clever. It’s not my fault english is so sodding inconsistent.
  • People who correct my spelling while I’m half-way through writing the sodding word. Kiss my ass, smart boy.
  • People who respond to stuff I write, but don’t let me know via email, or trackback, and provide no way of responding to their response because they don’t have comments, so I have to find out from other people (see? I’m pinging you with this post – just how hard is it?).

    This has been a public information broadcast from the angry kitten party.

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13 Responses to “Things that annoy me”

  1. Liz

    Sorry, Sam – it just really glitches my head when I see someone whose writing is otherwise quite brilliant doing small things which spoil it. I thought a balance of humour and praise might have mitigated any offence caused by pedantry, but obviously I misjudged. Apologies. I’ll stick to nice comments next time.

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  2. Sam Newman

    You don’t get aweay that easily – the kitten has been dispatched! You wait till he unleashes his devastating sonic pur – you’ll be begging for mercy!

    I think I need to lie down…

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  3. Darren

    Sam,

    I’ve tried turning comments and trackbacks on, I really have. I’ve got an MT-blacklist longer than my arm. Last time I tried turning comments back on I got over 1000 spams in a day. Its a real pain deleting them all. I just tried adding a trackback, did it work?

    In case not: http://www.darrenhobbs.com/archives/000650.html

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  4. Stacy

    I personally enjoy the sulking more than the original article ! 😉

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  5. Aslak Hellesoy

    Since you’re a Brit, I believe a more correct spelling would be “kiss my arse”, not “kiss my ass”.

    Things that annoy me: As a 34 year old being denied to buy wine in a US Harraford supermarket because the shopkeeper was too scared to accept a driving license and a passport as valid id. Raaaaaaaaaa raaaaaaaa raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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  6. Darren

    No, I’m stuck with the last release of Moveable Type from before they went all corporate. One of these days I might get around to switching to WordPress or (hah) writing my own, as geeks who blog are wont to do.

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  7. sam newman

    Darren, just becuase movable type went corporate, it doesn’t mean you can still use the latest version for free – you’re just limited to 3 blogs. I’m all for paying for decent software.

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  8. Darren

    Indeed. However, I have 4 blogs. But enough about me, I was actually rather hoping you’d have a rebuttal for my retort regarding your original post.

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  9. portly

    Are you trying to teach my grammer to suck eggs ?

    grammer, grandma, geddit ?????

    As ever, I will retrieve my coat ….

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